“I am not responsible for your interpretation of my context.” --wit for the witless, poems on the Run vol. I” LiteratureAuthorityEmpowermentQuotes To Live ByMaxim Author:douglas laurent
“Sometimes I feel like a lone mini-marshmallow set adrift atop a frothy sea of steaming hot chocolate.” wit for the witless, Poems on the Run vol. I” HumorEmpowermentQuotes To Live ByHeroism Author:douglas laurent
“The ï⌁ᵶ⎔ctogon8⌁ð Do not beat your nik, Or play at fiddlesticks. Prefix not thy rhetoric With suffix that transfix. Play no dirty tricks, That try to s’nick or nix. Go the quick route fix– With things that intermix. Do not be thick, Or over politic. Be ye no sophistahick, Playin’ smartass in the sticks. Do not be sad or heartsick, If your neck has no ies full of hick. If you are not on the River Styx, Look alive–give Charon a kick. If a bad guy has given all the slip, Be chivalric: use a *sharp stick. If with a bovine that is lovesick, She’ll smooch you a wet cowlick. Light a candlestick: Let it all brightly click– [Eighth power of a # ∞8: ≒ ∼ ≓ —be sure well to remember]. Zenzic aside, Do not panic but abide. ’Tis just a mathematic– Past the deep end sixth— It is nothing ’cept a ⇌ ’twixt ⇋. Quite a simple pick: Avoid the contradixts– Choose humble little⌁ Zenzizenzizenzics ⌁—” FunnyPoetryLiteratureEmpowermentMathematicsQuotes To Live By Author:douglas laurent