“Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.” “I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who I choose to spend time with, whereas you’ll fuck anything that moves. And several things that don’t.” Funny HumorFuckSethDino Book:Like Coffee and Doughnuts Source: Like Coffee and Doughnuts
“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah, well, I think there’s a box of doughnuts under the chair. You can toss those to distract it.” Funny HumorSethDino Book:Like Coffee and Doughnuts Source: Like Coffee and Doughnuts