“Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.” “I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who I choose to spend time with, whereas you’ll fuck anything that moves. And several things that don’t.” Funny HumorFuckSethDino Book:Like Coffee and Doughnuts Source: Like Coffee and Doughnuts
“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah, well, I think there’s a box of doughnuts under the chair. You can toss those to distract it.” Funny HumorSethDino Book:Like Coffee and Doughnuts Source: Like Coffee and Doughnuts
“He came up to me and kissed my neck, cupping the side of my face with his hand. He whispered, "Now give me your keys" "Over my dead body.” HumorSethDino Book:Like Coffee and Doughnuts Source: Like Coffee and Doughnuts
“You have to be quiet," I said. "We don't want to wake up the ladies. I don't think I want 'em to see me all drunk like this." "It's not really me we have to worry about, Dino." "Shit, am I too loud?" "Yes. Shut up.” SethDinoLike Coffee And Doughnuts Author:Elle Parker
“The only difference between bright white and pitch black is illumination...” SecretsDark RomanceEnemies To LoversDark AcademiaDarkness And LightSecret SocietyRetellingsWhy ChooseNothing Is As It Seems Book:The King's Maiden Source: The King's Maiden