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“What a patsy I must be to let you mock me like this! I didn't know that women were so eager to make fools of us men." "Uh, I hate to break it to ya, but most of you are actually DIY types.”

Book:Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera

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“Pepé interrupted. "What ees Barrel of Laughs?" Waldorf cracked, "One thing Fozzie will never be.”

Book:Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera

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“Curiosity killed the cat. Trust me," he said, drawing out each word, "you don't want to find out what it could do to the pig.”

Threats Muppets

Book:Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera

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“We either say 'I do,' or we say 'aideu'- for good.”

Book:Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera

Source: Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera