“Grand designs in war are a thing of vanity. Victory goes to the general that blunders the least.” – Theodosius the Unconquered, Tyrant of Helike” WarHumorFantasyVictoryStrategyTyrantChapter 24First ShotHelikeTheodosius Book:So You Want to Be a Villain? Source: So You Want to Be a Villain?
“What Foundling does isn’t thinking outside the box so much as stealing the box and hitting her opponents with it until they stop moving.” – Extract from “A Commentary on the Uncivil Wars”, by Juniper of the Red Moon Clan” WarHumorFantasyStrategyOutside The BoxOrcJuniperChapter 27 Book:So You Want to Be a Villain? Source: So You Want to Be a Villain?
“Note: orc buoyancy is limited. Avoid fighting the damnable rebels near shoddily-built dams in the future.” – Extract from the journal of Dread Emperor Malignant II” Life LessonsFantasyHumourStrategyOrcsPraesiDread Emperor EmpressFictional QuotesChapter 8Malignant Ii Book:So You Want to Be a Villain? Source: So You Want to Be a Villain?
“Our doctrine is one of cost-efficiency. Any officer who believes extermination of the enemy is a valid path to victory should immediately be demoted back to the ranks.” –Marshal Ranker” WarWisdomHumorDeathFantasyStrategyGoblinPraesiChapter 28Ranker Book:So You Want to Be a Villain? Source: So You Want to Be a Villain?