“Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.” AgeHalfCostMedicalOld AgeCakeCandleTestingBirthday Cake Author:Faina Ranevskaya
“Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.” DreamRealityAgeOld AgeBotheredBad DreamNot Bothered Author:Faina Ranevskaya