“A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A reporter should know the difference.”
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Famous Fred Reed Quotes
“Without men, civilization would last until the oil needed changing.”
“Kids esteem themselves when they have accomplished something worth esteeming.”
Source: The Great Possum-Squashing and Beer Storm of 1962: Reflections on the Remains of My Country
“When someone tells me that 'the Almighty told me to do this', I want to see the transcript.”