“I staggered over and sat down with a thump. So violent was my descent and so feeble Warlock's state that the sudden impact of my posterior on the couch tipped him towards me. I waited for him to pull himself upright, but when he rested his head upon my shoulder, I recognised he had no intention of doing so. I was going to protest, but I realised how heavy my own head felt and let it sag down on top of Holmes's. And I'm not embarrassed to say I did it. Good friends support each other. Sometimes structurally.” FriendshipHumourTiredness Book:The Sign of the Nine Source: The Sign of the Nine
“Warlock cleared his throat a few times. "So... you're going to live, Watson?" "Oh, most definitely. It was just a derringer, after all." "Ah. Good news... good news... erm... and we think you'll keep the leg?" "Holmes, I think I'll keep these trousers.” FriendshipHumourInjury Book:The Finality Problem Source: The Finality Problem
“The smell nearly distracted me from my task, but no-I remained steadfast. Stiff upper lip, Watson! Action! Answers! THEN bacon.” HumorWatsonBaconStiff Upper LipHell Hound Of The BaskervillesWarlock Holmes Book:The Hell-Hound of the Baskervilles Source: The Hell-Hound of the Baskervilles