“I pondered what else I should take for him. Flowers seemed wrong; they're a love token, after all. I looked in the fridge, and popped a packet of cheese slices into the bag. All men like cheese.” HumorFunnyGiftCheeseEleanor OliphantGail Honeyman Book:Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine Source: Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
“I had no idea how to respond, and opted for a smile, which serves me well on most occasions (not if it's something to do with death or illness, though -- I know that now.)” HumorFunnyDeathSmileEleanor OliphantGail Honeyman Book:Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine Source: Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
“My eye was drawn to a bright green hue, the same shade as a poisonous Amazonian frog, the tiny, delightfully deadly ones.” HumorFunnyNail PolishFrogEleanor OliphantGail Honeyman Book:Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine Source: Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine