“What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause.” Joke Book:The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes Source: The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes
“Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge your existence.” LifeJokesWorld FamousSupermarket Book:The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life Source: The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life
“WHO THE HELL'S AT THE DOOR? When you are young your favourite time for sex are often first thing in the morning or last thing at night,but as you get older your body clock changes.You can't function in the morning until you have had breakfast and at night you are so tired at the end of a long day that you just want to go to sleep.On your agenda,sex comes somewhere below running a marathon or wrestling an alligator.” RealityLife QuotesGeoff Tibballs Book:The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life Source: The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life