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Famous Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes
“If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.”
“If we don't have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good?”
“They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.”
“If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.”
