“If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.”
Quote by Greg Fitzsimmons
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Greg Fitzsimmons
Greg Fitzsimmons is a renowned comedian known for his unique humor style and insightful observations. Born on April 5, 1966, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Fitzsimmons is beloved by audiences for his performances in television shows, movies, and on stage. more
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