Prunes Quotes
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“Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.”
“Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.”
“I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.”
“God wants the world to see what God can do with his purchased possessions. So he prunes you.”
“Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually.”
“Harvard takes perfectly good plums as students, and turns them into prunes.”
“Well, at least you have led us to the small mailman and the one who smells of prunes." - "UP”
“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.”
“The Falcon and the Dove sit there together, And th 'one of them doth prune the others feather.”
“There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.”
“I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.”
“Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips.”