“Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show.” Quote by Bob Hope
“The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life.” BigsDealsHellSupposed To BeBombsBig DealFly AwayBombersStealth Author:Bob Hope
“Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.” EnoughKissingDrinkingTeaTea DrinkingDrinking Tea Author:Bob Hope
“At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.” ThinkingActorsActingHollywoodPressesDinnerActressesAgentsAwardsAcademyAcademy AwardsActors And Actresses Author:Bob Hope
“Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.” TodayNervousChickensSwimDisorderMonkeysBallroomBallroom Dance Author:Bob Hope
“Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!” HouseDarkCongratulations Author:Bob Hope
“You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry.” KnowsFansLettersRaspberries Author:Bob Hope
“It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defence Program to prepare our boys for anything.” Has BeensPleasureBoysProgramSoldierDefenceSailor Author:Bob Hope
“I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.” KnowsDoneWholeBeautifulGirlHalfLuckyBeautiful GirlLucky You Author:Bob Hope
“Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.” UsedPayPercentPreparedBe PreparedEightyCuisine Author:George Carlin
“A lot of times when they catch a guy who killed twenty-seven people, they say, He was a loner. Well, of course he was a loner; he killed everyone he came in contact with.” PeopleWellsGuyCoursesTwentiesSevenContactLoner Book:Brain Droppings Source: Brain Droppings
