“It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.” LoveFunnyRelationshipsDatingNo NonsenseBridget Jones Book:Bridget Jones’s Diary Source: Bridget Jones’s Diary
“Sink into morbid, cynical reflection on how much romantic heartbreak is to do with ego and miffed pride rather than actual loss” RomanceRelationshipsHearbreak Book:Bridget Jones’s Diary Source: Bridget Jones’s Diary
“Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.” MenLoveRelationships Book:Bridget Jones’s Diary Source: Bridget Jones’s Diary