“Why, when people are leaving their partners because they're having an affair with someone else, do they think it will seem better to pretend there is no one else involved? Do they think it will be less hurtful for their partners to think they just walked out because they couldn't stand them any more and then had the good fortune to meet some tall Omar Sharif-figure with a gentleman's handbag two weeks afterwards while the ex-partner is spending his evenings bursting into tears at the sight of the toothbrush mug? It's like those people who invent a lie as an excuse rather than the truth, even when the truth is better than the lie.” LoveLies Book:Bridget Jones’s Diary Source: Bridget Jones’s Diary
“It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.” LoveFunnyRelationshipsDatingNo NonsenseBridget Jones Book:Bridget Jones’s Diary Source: Bridget Jones’s Diary
“One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk' or 'maybe you...' and you're never going to see them again and will have to spend the next six months having imaginary conversations in which they beg to come back, and bursting into tears at the sight of their toothbrush.” LoveRelationshipDiaryBridget JonesMark Darcy Book:Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason Source: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
“Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.” MenLoveRelationships Book:Bridget Jones’s Diary Source: Bridget Jones’s Diary