“I overheard Nona talking about my little buds and how she remembered back when she was developing into a woman, and that was enough for me.” FunnyGirlsEmbarassing Book:Ink Source: Ink
“So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.” FunnyTrue LoveWittyParanormal Series Book:Prison of Paradise Source: Prison of Paradise
“Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.” LifeFunnyFamilySarcasmBoonville Author:Holly Hood