“There's a great Lebanese restaurant a few blocks over. They have the best shawarma in the world." "What's shawarma?" "You know what a gyro is?" "No." "Same thing.” HumorFood Book:Light in Endless Darkness Source: Light in Endless Darkness
“On Algebra - "We're a month into it, and I'm planning to start a real protest movement, one to have X and Y removed from the alphabet. Z is also suspect as far as I'm concerned...Damn it! They put a man on the moon; can't they find some way to end the scourge of Algebra?” Young AdultYaAlgebraHigh School Kids Book:My Life as a Myth Source: My Life as a Myth
“In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.” RomanceYoung AdultYaLgbtHumorous Quotations Book:My Life as a Myth Source: My Life as a Myth
“Reputations seldom deliver on promises of happiness.” RomanceYoung AdultYaLgbt Book:My Life as a Myth Source: My Life as a Myth
“At Chadham High, the safest place to be gay was in the closet.” High SchoolDiscriminationHomophobiaLgbt Identity Book:Light in Endless Darkness Source: Light in Endless Darkness
“And it's not like I'm the only guy in history to ever get a hard on in a high school locker room; for a lot of guys it's just a natural reaction to the cool moist air. But the trouble is that around certain guys, I'm radically reactionary.” Locker Room Book:Conjoined at the Soul Source: Conjoined at the Soul
“I studied how to use the clothes washer. The handy instructions on the lid helped; so did the box of suds. It instructed me to separate the whites from the coloreds. Laundry will be the last American institution to desegregate.” RomanceHistorical FictionGay YaMy Life As A Myth Author:Huston Piner