“Virginians don’t belong in Maryland for the same reason Marylanders don’t belong in Virginia. When we meet, it should be in DC where everyone is the same kind of nasty: feds.” HumorPoliticalFedsFederal GovernmentVirginiaTourismBaltimoreWashington DcTouristSwamp Book:Bleed More, Bodymore Source: Bleed More, Bodymore
“America isn’t the picture of barbecues, guns, freedom, and hot girls eating hamburgers you probably saw on TV. That’s the old America and one I’m not even sure ever existed. The glowies parade that picture around every time they want to put people at ease and push them back into place. DC is especially made of glowies. You can’t talk to anyone because maybe they’re gonna send you to the dungeon or maybe they know someone who can.” AmericaPoliticalPoliticsPropagandaPatriotismWashington DcUs GovernmentFederal Agents Book:Boom, Boom, Boom Source: Boom, Boom, Boom