“Doc never pictured herself as a private physician with one patient. Generally, she hated people and getting to know anyone too well only affirmed her prejudices. She often questioned why she became a doctor in the first place, but she enjoyed the feeling of power that came with the tools she knew how to wield and the complete control of emotions her words had. “You’re dying,” could shift a mood or change the course of a life. “You need this surgery or you will die,” was all she needed to convince her patients to line her pockets.” HumorHealthMurderPatientSatireDoctorDead End Drive Book:Dead End Drive Source: Dead End Drive
“Virginians don’t belong in Maryland for the same reason Marylanders don’t belong in Virginia. When we meet, it should be in DC where everyone is the same kind of nasty: feds.” HumorPoliticalFedsFederal GovernmentVirginiaTourismBaltimoreWashington DcTouristSwamp Book:Bleed More, Bodymore Source: Bleed More, Bodymore
“Alex tossed the towel onto the counter. “Part on the left or right?” he said. “No middle parts though. Only future serial killer victims part their hair in the middle.” HumorMurderVictimSerial KillerStylistDark ComedyHairstyle Book:Dead End Drive Source: Dead End Drive