“This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America” HumorAmericaTravelogue1935 Author:Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov
“A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat washed our car. This was America.” HumorAmericaRussianTravelogue1935Pravda Author:Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov
“Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean” HumorAmericaTravelogue1935 Author:Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov