“So, what do you photograph?” I swallow my wine. “What?” “You know – city scapes, nature, portraits, candid shots...” Boobs. I photograph boobs. “Uhh... people?” PeoplePhotographyBritainBoobs Book:Dark Frame Source: Dark Frame
“How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks. “Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.” “Oh,” Dallas says with a straight face. “Well that explains a lot.” SexBritainDallasTelepathyPenisEvanRylanNotification Book:Dark Frame Source: Dark Frame
“Okay, people. Onto the next shoot before I loose my cool. Let's see how many naked models we can fit in a cage. I hope you all love each other very much.” BritainModelling Book:Dark Frame Source: Dark Frame
“Every time you said the phrase 'homologous chromosome' when you lectured at East Park, it made me so horny.” His lips brush against my ear. “Homologous chromosome.” “Yes, yes just like that.” His voice gets deeper, huskier. “Homologous chromosome.” “Oh, god.” “Homologous chromosome.” “Yes.” “Homologous chromosome.” “Yes!” DallasEvanTurn OnRylanHomologous Chromosome Book:Dark Frame Source: Dark Frame
“I was a diva for thinking that my life would dramatically change when I came out of the gigantic closet-o-porn.” EvanRylanDivaCloset O Porn Book:Dark Frame Source: Dark Frame