“So, what do you photograph?” I swallow my wine. “What?” “You know – city scapes, nature, portraits, candid shots...” Boobs. I photograph boobs. “Uhh... people?” PeoplePhotographyBritainBoobs Book:Dark Frame Source: Dark Frame
“How do you know she had sex?” Dallas asks. “Every time a penis touches Britain, I receive a telepathic notification.” “Oh,” Dallas says with a straight face. “Well that explains a lot.” SexBritainDallasTelepathyPenisEvanRylanNotification Book:Dark Frame Source: Dark Frame
“Okay, people. Onto the next shoot before I loose my cool. Let's see how many naked models we can fit in a cage. I hope you all love each other very much.” BritainModelling Book:Dark Frame Source: Dark Frame