“ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you don’t really have to aim a sawed-off shotgun. She swung it toward me. “You, get in there.” She turned her attention to the crowd. “The rest of you will take a number and have a seat.” Her paperwork skills might have been lousy, but her personal touch was something I aspired to.” BloodHumorousKillingFunny And RandomShotgunGrimm Fairy TalesMonsters In The Dark Book:Free Agent Source: Free Agent
“I shook my head. “I thought you had a ‘No princesses’ rule.” “Rules are made to be broken,” said Grimm. Ari sat back in the chair, her eyes closed. “Of course, young lady, there’s the matter of how we sign our contracts.” “Not gonna happen.” Ari threw a pen at the mirror for emphasis.” PrincessFairy TalesFunny And RandomGrimm Fairy Tales Book:Free Agent Source: Free Agent
“IN MY DEFENSE, I didn’t mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn’t just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear financial motive: The end of the world is bad for business.” Fairy TalesFantasy FictionFunny And RandomGrimm Fairy Tales Book:Armageddon Rules Source: Armageddon Rules