“I wasn’t afraid of your average dark alley. I had standard Agency-issue spells in my coat and a nine millimeter in my purse for dealing with the less dangerous pests, but even I knew you have to be careful with an upset woman.” FunnyTrueFairy TalesCinderellaGrimm Book:Free Agent Source: Free Agent
“ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you don’t really have to aim a sawed-off shotgun. She swung it toward me. “You, get in there.” She turned her attention to the crowd. “The rest of you will take a number and have a seat.” Her paperwork skills might have been lousy, but her personal touch was something I aspired to.” BloodHumorousKillingFunny And RandomShotgunGrimm Fairy TalesMonsters In The Dark Book:Free Agent Source: Free Agent
“IF I HAD a dime for every time I’ve heard “We’re all going to die” or “I’ll kill you,” I could afford a better apartment. You can only listen to so many threats of destruction, doom, or death before you start tuning them all out. So I followed the wolf out of the building, then went home.” FunFriendshipFairy TalesWolfGrimmGrimm Fairy Tales Book:Free Agent Source: Free Agent
“-You find the metal, I’ll make the bell,” said Liam. “Listen, this rampage sounds like it’s going to make a real mess out of the city. I just got my studio rebuilt from the last fire, and I’m fairly certain my insurance doesn’t cover ‘acts of archangels.’ At least, not without a large deductible. Any ideas on how to stop the ritual?"-” FantasyMagicParanormal RomanceParanormalPrincessAngelsUrban FantasyDemonsWitchesDragonPrinceFiction FantasyGrimm Fairy Tales Book:Soul Ink Source: Soul Ink
“I shook my head. “I thought you had a ‘No princesses’ rule.” “Rules are made to be broken,” said Grimm. Ari sat back in the chair, her eyes closed. “Of course, young lady, there’s the matter of how we sign our contracts.” “Not gonna happen.” Ari threw a pen at the mirror for emphasis.” PrincessFairy TalesFunny And RandomGrimm Fairy Tales Book:Free Agent Source: Free Agent
“IN MY DEFENSE, I didn’t mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn’t just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear financial motive: The end of the world is bad for business.” Fairy TalesFantasy FictionFunny And RandomGrimm Fairy Tales Book:Armageddon Rules Source: Armageddon Rules