“My last girlfriend was a Showgirl - But we eventually broke up because she wouldn't Tell me anything. Now I'm dating a girl who looks exactly like my grandma, only my girl older. -James Lee Schmidt and Jarod Kintz” HumorAgeDatingAgingAbsurdGrandmaDateStripperShow GirlShowgirl Book:liQUID PROse QUOtes Source: liQUID PROse QUOtes
“A picture is worth a thousand words, but the way I paint I'm going to need to contact an editor. Even if I were to abstractly paint the phrase "I love you," it would be the visual equivalent of Joyce's Ulysses. -James Lee Schmidt and Jarod Kintz” LoveLifeWritingArtHumorArtistLiteratureRelationshipsBooksPaintingPaintAbstractWriterWriteI Love YouSurrealInstagram QuotesPictureUlyssesInstaquoteVisualEditJames JoyceEditorInstagram Quote Book:liQUID PROse QUOtes Source: liQUID PROse QUOtes