“Are you sure you weren't adopted?" "Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real clear.” HumorBirth Book:Unlucky Source: Unlucky
“Is there more meat?” I asked. Ida Belle nodded. “I’m pretty sure there’s a black hole in the bottom of Gertie’s trunk and meat is coming through it from another planet. We’ve hardly made a dent.” MetaphorHumorous Quotes Book:Hurricane Force Source: Hurricane Force