“Gabriel: There’s absolutely no way Kalen put something inside you during the performance. Kalen (admin): Mikel punished her for disobeying the rules of the hunt. Moses: Remind me never to disobey Mikki. Cian: Pretty sure he would just beat you up, Moses. Moses: I’m not willing to take the chance. Mikel (admin): Shut up, Moses. Moses: Don’t come after my orifices!” MenBoysStudentsProfessorsBanterChat Book:Relever Source: Relever
“This isn’t the last night, and the next person to act like Ven is going to disappear tomorrow is getting an axe to the neck.” “Typical Vold,” Andel muttered. “Jumping straight to an axe to the neck when a simple ‘please’ might have sufficed.” Vale chuckled, drawing a few surprised looks. He shrugged. “I don’t think you’ve ever said that word. I don’t think any of us have.” “Not true,” Andel defended. “Half a decade ago I asked you all to please die for good and leave me to eternal peace.” “You’re right,” Fjor muttered dully. “Manners make all the difference.” PridePleaseMannersTensionLolBanterBrothersReverse HaremYeah Right Book:A World of Lost Words Source: A World of Lost Words
“How many marks do you think you’ll get for treason?” “One from the Scholar to make my skin fairer, one from the Weaver to make me taller, one from the King to make me fatter, one from the Inquisitor to make me stronger, and one from the Warmaster to fix whatever it is he doesn’t like about me.” “Probably your general attitude. He gets at least a dozen offers of marriage a week; he doesn’t understand what you don’t like about him.” “Probably his general attitude.” TypeStrongerLolBanterQuirksTallerFairerFatterGeneral Attitude Book:A Tempest of Shadows Source: A Tempest of Shadows
“You’re lucky Vale didn’t make you strip completely. You can choose that option, if you prefer. It wouldn’t be the first time.” I grew still, searching his face. He was focussing on his task, his fingers making quick work of my laces. He was talking about my bath with Vale. “How do you know that wasn’t a completely organic moment of genuine friendship?” I uttered dryly. “Just two people, bonding over hygiene” SarcasmLolBanterHygieneStrippingIs He Jelly Book:A City of Whispers Source: A City of Whispers
“You can’t dance for shit.” He dragged me along, his footing exact, his scowl growing. “You can’t converse for shit,” DanceLolBanterShitConverse Book:A City of Whispers Source: A City of Whispers