“Moses: She definitely knows, and she’s pissed. Kilian: How pissed? Moses: She’s out for blood. Oscar: Oh well, it was going to happen eventually. Theodore: Easy for you to say. She already hates you. Oscar: There’s a fine line. And I’m the only one who didn’t pretend to be her friend, so I guess I’ve just taken your place as favourite, pretty boy. Theodore has left the chat. Moses: Seriously, O? I’m the one who has to deal with him now. Elijah: How can you be sure? Add Theo back. Theodore has joined the chat. Theodore has left the chat. Elijah: I swear to fucking god. Add him again, and tell him Oscar is muted. Theodore has joined the chat. Oscar has been muted.” FriendsArgumentHilariousLolGuysTextsActing Like Kids ImmatureGroup Chat Book:Tourner Source: Tourner
“Cian: Where the fuck? Gabriel: Family centre, somewhere around the top floor if the view is anything to go by. Gabriel: The why is less obvious. Elijah: Seriously? It’s clearly a photoshoot. Her father is an Icon with a penchant for aggressive media campaigns. He will see her partly bonded status as an opportunity. Gabriel: I said it was less obvious, not that it wasn’t still obvious. Moses: Stop comparing brain size. Kilian: Yeah, stop waving your big … brains around.” CompetitionMatesTeensGuysYoung AdultsGeniusesTextsBrain SizesThey Re Worried Book:Tourner Source: Tourner
“Kalen: Um, hello. It’s Isobel. Elijah: Good. You’re alive. Gabriel: How was the cuddle? Theodore: What cuddle? She clicked on Kalen’s profile, changing his screen name to her own. Isobel: How do you know about that? Gabriel: Who do you think told him how to do it? Theodore: WHAT. CUDDLE?” JealousyMatesLolCalm DownAlphasDuhTextsA CuddlePoor Theo Book:Tourner Source: Tourner
“Oscar: Let’s revisit the cuddling discussion. Kilian: Give us details, baby. Isobel: Why? She frowned down at the screen. Oscar: Not every day I get leverage over Kalen. Kilian: I just like details. I’m a detail-oriented guy.” DetailsLolLeverageCuddleTextsDeets Book:Tourner Source: Tourner
“Kilian has invited you to a group: Everyone except Mikki. She snorted, clicking on it. Kilian: Tell us. Moses: Did he pop a stiffy? Cian: Let’s not bring stiffies into the conversation. Moses: Did YOU pop a stiffy?” LolTextsBonerDeetsStiffyPoor GirlTypical GuysWhy Are They So Invested Book:Tourner Source: Tourner