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BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight

Book by Jarod Kintz · 7 quotes · Duck, Ducks, Duck Quote

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“I dance like a dead man rolling out of a coffin, and that's also how Campbell's tastes. But if you fill up a thermos with my Duck Soup, it might help you win the marathon at the next Olympics. I'd like to sponsor your performance.”

“The key to dancing is to do it without music. Whoever first paired dancing and music together was a lunatic, like a duck running a marathon, and would have been more useful to society if squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste. Nine out of ten dentists agree with me.”