“If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.” IfsProblemMightCatGhostLatin Author:Jason Hawes
“We are firm believers of the paranormal, but we believe over 80 percent of all claims can be disproved.” BelievePercentClaimsBelieverGhostFirmParanormal Author:Jason Hawes
“We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.” ProblemGhostTrapsToilets Author:Jason Hawes
“Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.” FoundSawsNiceCrazyFieldsGhostClockDigitalJumpingAlarmsMeterMagneticApparitionsAlarm ClocksJumping OffMagnetic Fields Author:Jason Hawes
