“Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.” PeopleWonderMy TimeAutographsSigning Autographs Author:Jasper Carrott
“I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb.” PeopleThinkingProblemHappensFunnyUsedDesireHappenedDogMalesLegsPassingPassingsLimbsCursedFemmeFemme Fatale Author:Jasper Carrott
