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“What?" my partner asked suddenly. I jumped, guilty at having been caught staring. But, hell, I thought, might as well ask. "Are you two--you know?" I made a vaguely obscene gesture with my fingers. He stopped walking so fast I was shocked he didn't get whiplash. "What?" I waved toward the building. "You and Shandi." Instead of answering, he threw his head back and brayed like the jackass he was.”

Book:Cursed Moon

Source: Cursed Moon

“Sure. What's the worst that could happen." Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I can't frecking believe this." I cringed. "I'm so sorry." "I'm bald!" Giguhl continued. "I look like a freak." "It's not that bad," I said. But it was. Oh, my lord was it bad. I'd never seen an uglier cat in my entire life.”

Funny Haircut Bad Hair Day Sabina Giguhl

Book:Red-Headed Stepchild

Source: Red-Headed Stepchild

“What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.”

Humor Giguhl Silver Tongued Devil Minion

Book:Silver-Tongued Devil

Source: Silver-Tongued Devil

“That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.”

Humor Silver Tongued Devil

Book:Silver-Tongued Devil

Source: Silver-Tongued Devil

“Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.”

Humor Breath Silver Tongued Devil

Book:Silver-Tongued Devil

Source: Silver-Tongued Devil

“Got it. Look for a room with a sign with a big arrow that says, ‘Kidnapped Mancies Here,’ ” he said.”

Giguhl Red Headed Stepchild

Book:Red-Headed Stepchild

Source: Red-Headed Stepchild

“I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker." "Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The demon pursed his lips".”

Book:Silver-Tongued Devil

Source: Silver-Tongued Devil

“He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out. What are you going to do? Giguhl said. Moisten us?”

Book:The Mage in Black

Source: The Mage in Black

“And if i had to listen to one more minute of my demon's increasingly pathetic and creepy attempts to get a piece of rebound faery ass, i was going to cut a bitch.”

Book:Green-Eyed Demon

Source: Green-Eyed Demon

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