“I came up with a pen and tablet hoping to write an immortal short story, but I've been having a dreadful time with my heroine— I CAN'T make her behave as I want her to behave; so I've abandoned her for the moment, and am writing to you.” HumorLettersWrite Book:Daddy-Long-Legs Source: Daddy-Long-Legs
“But what's the use of arguing with a man? You belong, Mr. Smith, to a sex devoid of a sense of logic. To bring a man into line, there are just two methods: one must either coax or be disagreeable. I scorn to coax men for what I wish. Therefore, I must be disagreeable.” MenHumor Book:Daddy-Long-Legs Source: Daddy-Long-Legs
“it's dreadful when two people's senses of humor are antagonistic. I don't believe there's any bridging that gulf!” PeopleBelieveTwoHumorDon't BelieveSensesSense Of Humor Book:Daddy Long-Legs and Dear Enemy: Illustrated Source: Daddy Long-Legs and Dear Enemy: Illustrated