“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.” SportsHumourSportOlympic Games Book:Flat-Out Love Source: Flat-Out Love
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.” Humour Book:Flat-Out Love Source: Flat-Out Love
“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.” Humour Book:Flat-Out Love Source: Flat-Out Love