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“At least I'm not a font nerd." "A what?" Matt smiled. "You know. People who love fonts. There are people who go to a movie and get agitated because, while the movie is supposed to be set in 1962, the restaurant awning shown in the background of some scene is printed in Arras Bold, which wasn't invented until 1991, so clearly the producers of the movie are insane and should be beheaded.”

Book:Flat-Out Love

Source: Flat-Out Love

“Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.”

Hands Desire Boys Stupid Kissing

Book:Flat-Out Love

Source: Flat-Out Love

“Julie Seagle: I would never in a million years go skydiving. Finn is God: What if I took you?”

Love Sweet Skydiving

Book:Flat-Out Love

Source: Flat-Out Love

“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.”

Sports Humour Sport Olympic Games

Book:Flat-Out Love

Source: Flat-Out Love

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.”

Book:Flat-Out Love

Source: Flat-Out Love

“You are not the first, and will not be the last, to say so. I wear my “warped” label with pride.”

Book:Flat-Out Love

Source: Flat-Out Love

“Where is my human pillow? Where are my clothes? Why am I alone in this bed? Do I smell coffee? Do I have a headache because I drank too much tequila or because someone hit me over the head while I was sleeping when I got frisky?”

180 Seconds Jessica Park

Book:180 Seconds

Source: 180 Seconds

“The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.”

Life Friendship

Book:Flat-Out Love

Source: Flat-Out Love

“What is perceived as normal. That makes it other people’s failings. Deficits. Not yours. Who the hell sets the standards, huh? Who gets to say how we are supposed to be? Or who we are supposed to be? And how dare anyone make you feel inadequate for being who you are? It’s not okay. It pisses me off.”

Normal Perceived

Book:Flat-Out Celeste

Source: Flat-Out Celeste

“Eccentricities, of which I know I have many, do not hold universal sexual and romantic lure. I understand that.”

Self Deprecating Humor

Author:Jessica Park

“I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?”

Cute Funny And Random Hahaha

Book:Flat-Out Matt

Source: Flat-Out Matt

“It's going to hurt until it doesn't anymore.”

Hurt 180 Seconds Jessica Park

Book:180 Seconds

Source: 180 Seconds