Best Hahaha Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

Source: Stellarlune

“Atlantis? Sirens? I don't know if I believe it yet or if I think you're spinning the biggest story I've ever heard, and I'd be a fool to fall for it." They didn't have anything to add to that, but one more question popped in my head. "Does this come with a tail?" Nikkos frowned. "Tail?" "Mermaids?" I asked, a tiny four-year-old of me hopeful. "No mermaid tails, I'm afraid." Caspian chuckled. "Rip-off," I muttered. "All the trouble this voice has caused me, and I don't even get a magical tail.”

Mermaid Siren Tail Hahaha

Book:Dirty Lying Sirens

Source: Dirty Lying Sirens

“So, just out of curiosity, how do you feel about the Amaros?" He cut his eyes at her. "The Amaros?" "Yeah, like Gavin…" "Did he ask you to ask me that? Because I swear to fuck, if he sent a 'Do you like me? Check yes or no' note with you, I'm gonna lose my shit.”

Gavin Hahaha

Book:Sweetest Sorrow

Source: Sweetest Sorrow

“haha yes”

Hahaha

Author:Mark Zuckerberg

“I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID?”

Cute Funny And Random Hahaha

Book:Flat-Out Matt

Source: Flat-Out Matt

“No.” She gawked. Her arms seized me and turned me to face her. “You didn’t!” She screeched, her jaw dropped. I pulled myself from her hold. “Nothing happened.” I muttered. “Liar! I can see it all over your face!” I groaned. “Tell me everything!” Her eyes had lit up like this was the most exciting news she had ever heard.”

Hahaha In The Crossfire

Book:In The Crossfire

Source: In The Crossfire

“Fighting: As with most couples, probably, most of our fights were not about anything, but rather about fighting itself. We negotiated the rules, slowly, stupidly, over time. The word “sulk” got banned early on, in the summer of 1990. “Pout” was soon to follow. “Don’t start” was banned in the fall of 1992.”

Hahaha

Book:Love is a Mix Tape: Life and Loss, One Song at a Time

Source: Love is a Mix Tape: Life and Loss, One Song at a Time

“This finding or inventing of words for incomprehensible things has nothing to do with understanding. On the contrary, if we could get rid of half of our words perhaps we should have a better chance of a certain understanding.”

Emotional Intelligence Jargon Hahaha Intellectualization

Book:The Psychology of Man's Possible Evolution

Source: The Psychology of Man's Possible Evolution

“What, WHO IS THE NEXT FUCKER?”

Death Next Kira Note Hahaha Fucker

Author:Deyth Banger

“Lupa, masing- masing dari kita bukan apa Lupa, kita bukan siapa Marah tiada guna Bahagia tiada arti // tak lain bunga tidur saja.”

Hahaha

Author:Assdfghjkl

“What could you do in your past life to come back as a weevil in beans? Just curious.”

Humor Funny Quotes Hahaha Funny And Random Humor

Author:Sahndra Fon Dufe

“In the never-ending struggle against boredom, Pre wanted to run new routes. "All right, you guys decide where we're going to run," he would challenge Feig and Bence when they trained together on the roads. Feig would suggest the Bike Trail or Skinner's Butte, and Pre would respond with "That's not very original; everybody does that all the time." "So we'd end up with him going off in the lead and end up running the same old thing we'd done before," Bence says,”

Hahaha

Book:Pre: The Story of America's Greatest Running Legend, Steve Prefontaine

Source: Pre: The Story of America's Greatest Running Legend, Steve Prefontaine

“Maybe you felt the earthquake a couple of days ago? It was focused in this region." Earthquake? I hadn't felt anything of the kind. Because you were a part of it, my love, Amon speaks in my mind. It must have happened when I fucked you. My eyes flare in shock just as my cheeks redden when I realize he is right. "Oh, THAT earthquake.”

Hahaha

Book:Fairydale

Source: Fairydale

“Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, "Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers?" Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!”

Knows Should Humor Hands Funny Guy Humour Get Up Linked Shared Experiences Restroom Dryers Hahaha

Author:Bo Burnham

“By nature, it's impossible to describe enlightenment! How do you plan on sharing your enlightenment? Hahaha, that's impossible. Wake up! That'll be the end of the world if you ever succeed!”

Ifs World Ends Plans Impossible Succeed Enlightenment Wake Up End Of The World Hahaha

Author:Osamu Tezuka

“Here's why I think there's something a little odd with George Bush. Because a lot of the times when he speaks, his words don't match his face. Something is askew. You can't talk about the war with a smile on your face. He does it constantly. If you're the President, you should go We're going to talk about the war, I must have a frowny face. The only time you can smile when you're talking about the war in Iraq is when you go, Well, two Iraqis walk into a bar, hahaha.”

Ifs Thinking Should Wells Littles Doe Two War Faces Speak President Walks Talking Iraq Bars Odd Your Face Only Time Smile On Your Face Hahaha

Author:Lewis Black

“What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy and smug they might be. Are you a feminist? Hahaha. Of course you are.”

Men Should Might Courses Belief Feminism Feminist Fats Lazy Nuts Deluded Hahaha

Author:Caitlin Moran

“England really is the birthplace, the heart and soul of football. If Barcelona had Liverpool's fans, or Arsenal's, or United's, we'd have won 20 Champions Leagues, hahaha!”

Ifs Heart Soul United Fans Football England League Champion Heart And Soul Arsenal Liverpool Barcelona Birthplace Champions League Birth Place Hahaha

Author:Xavi