“I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.” TryingIdeasStoriesBuildingColorTragedySorryThirtyPurpleSurvivingAntsDwellingGreat IdeaMarkers Book:Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers Source: Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers