“I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.” I CanBigsWalksImagineScientistBowlsLabsElectrons Book:Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers Source: Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
“Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.” LittlesSometimesEyeAsksWalksWorryFiveMinutesWeightAskingYeahCornersAsk MeRememberedNecksFive MinutesAntsSnaps Author:Jim Benton