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“I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.”

Quote by Jim Benton

Book:Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

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Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

In this book, Jamie discovers that she might have superpowers, leading her on a series of adventures and misadventures. The story is filled with humor, self-discovery, and the everyday struggles of a pre-teen girl. The narrative is presented in the form of diary entries, offering a personal and intimate look into Jamie's life. more

Author

Jim Benton, born on October 31, 1960, is a talented writer known for his unique style and humor. His works have won the hearts of readers across various genres. more

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