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“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”

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Jim Benton
Jim Benton

Jim Benton, born on October 31, 1960, is a talented writer known for his unique style and humor. His works have won the hearts of readers across various genres. more

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