Jim Benton Quotes

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Jim Benton, born on October 31, 1960, is a talented writer known for his unique style and humor. His works have won the hearts of readers across various genres.

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“School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.”

World Real School Real World Bites

Author:Jim Benton

“Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.”

World Rounds

Author:Jim Benton

“Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.”

World Care Earth Innocent Crew Puppy Sinking Landing Pandas

Author:Jim Benton

“I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.”

World Way Looks White Saws Imagine Scary Snow Chains Tattoo Gorgeous Intimidating Swans Snow White Chainsaw

Book:Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

Source: Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

About the Author

Born: October 31, 1960
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 20

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Dear Dumb Diary #11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have SuperpowersRelated source material

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