“I can't tell you how many times people - through the anonymity and safety of the Internet, of course - have told me 'You beat women' as if it was an ongoing, daily thing. The only person ever brave enough to say it to my face quickly surrendered his courage when I said, 'Would you like to step outside and see if I can beat men, too?'” PeopleIfsMenPersonsSaidI CanEnoughFacesCoursesStepsInternetBeatsSafetyBraveOngoingAnonymity Author:Jim Goad
“I think that any time a person comes face-to-face with their own mortality - close enough to Death that they can smell its breath - they have a choice: 1) Fall to pieces; 2) Reassemble yourself and keep walking.” ThinkingPersonsEnoughFacesChoicesFallPiecesWalkingBreathsSmellMortalityFace To Face Author:Jim Goad
“A lot of people expend great time and effort explaining why they don't like me, but none of them ever try to explain why their opinion should matter to me. I think most of them sense, but would never be brave enough to admit, their subordinate role in the food chain relative to me.” PeopleThinkingShouldTryingMatterEnoughEffortOpinionRolesBraveLike MeChainsRelativeBe BraveExplainingGreat TimesSubordinatesFood ChainDon't Like Me Author:Jim Goad
“Most of those who spend their lives as critics secretly wish they'd be considered important enough for someone to bother criticizing them.” ImportantEnoughWishCriticsBotherCriticize Author:Jim Goad
“I'm arrogant enough to tell you that I'm smart enough to have scored higher on my Scholastic Aptitude Test than any US president whose SAT score has been made public. I even scored higher than ex-presidential candidate Al Gore, whose SAT score was so high, it was deemed as potentially off-putting to voters.” Has BeensMadeEnoughPresidentHigherSmartTestsPresidentialSatCandidatesScoreAlsVotersArrogantExesGoreAptitudePresidential CandidateUs PresidentScholasticsSat ScoresAptitude Test Author:Jim Goad
“The idea that the reader is important enough to me that I'd tailor my words to either please or offend them always seems amusingly alien to me.” ImportantIdeasEnoughSeemsReaderPleaseAliensTailors Author:Jim Goad
