“I'm still an obsessive personality, and I still think I'm right, and I still believe my literary balls hang far lower than nearly anyone else's alive.” ThinkingBelieveStillsAlivePersonalityBallsObsessiveI Still Believe Author:Jim Goad
“I think that any time a person comes face-to-face with their own mortality - close enough to Death that they can smell its breath - they have a choice: 1) Fall to pieces; 2) Reassemble yourself and keep walking.” ThinkingPersonsEnoughFacesChoicesFallPiecesWalkingBreathsSmellMortalityFace To Face Author:Jim Goad
“In a perverse way, it's very patriarchal to think that women can't be malicious or violent.” ThinkingWayViolentMalicious Author:Jim Goad
“It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.” PeopleThinkingHandsIdentityOdd Author:Jim Goad
“A lot of people expend great time and effort explaining why they don't like me, but none of them ever try to explain why their opinion should matter to me. I think most of them sense, but would never be brave enough to admit, their subordinate role in the food chain relative to me.” PeopleThinkingShouldTryingMatterEnoughEffortOpinionRolesBraveLike MeChainsRelativeBe BraveExplainingGreat TimesSubordinatesFood ChainDon't Like Me Author:Jim Goad
“I think that 99% of the snipers who take shots at me from electronic foxholes also realize they could never withstand the sort of public disparagement, nor the revelation of so many personal details, that I've endured for years and still remain as impenitent, obnoxious, and ready to argue all critics into the dirt as I am. I think this also jacks up their hatred level, because they realize they'd never be so strong-willed.” ThinkingYearsStillsStrongRealizingLevelsReadyShotsHatredCriticsDetailsArguingRevelationsDirtObnoxiousStrong WilledSnipersFoxholes Author:Jim Goad
“I never want to think or write about the topic again when I'm finished with it.” ThinkingWantWritingFinishedTopics Author:Jim Goad
“I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.” ThinkingChangedInstinctFatherhoodProtective Author:Jim Goad
“To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at the finish line simultaneously is to embrace a fiction possibly more implausible than Christianity.” ThinkingHumansProcessLinesFictionChristianityEmbraceSpeciesHaltFinish Line Author:Jim Goad
“I don't think it's entirely paranoid to suspect that one day, you won't be able to so much as question the primary tenets of anti-racism without going to jail.” ThinkingAbleOne DayRacismPrimariesSuspectsJailParanoidAnti Racism Author:Jim Goad
“I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.” PeopleThinkingKindWhiteSense Of HumorSmarter Author:Jim Goad
