“I think that 99% of the snipers who take shots at me from electronic foxholes also realize they could never withstand the sort of public disparagement, nor the revelation of so many personal details, that I've endured for years and still remain as impenitent, obnoxious, and ready to argue all critics into the dirt as I am. I think this also jacks up their hatred level, because they realize they'd never be so strong-willed.” ThinkingYearsStillsStrongRealizingLevelsReadyShotsHatredCriticsDetailsArguingRevelationsDirtObnoxiousStrong WilledSnipersFoxholes Author:Jim Goad
“When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths.” TwoDesireStrongKissingMouthsReactionsStrong Desire Author:Jim Goad
“My oldest brother was stabbed thirty to forty times and strangled to death with his own belt when I was eight years old. Much of my life has been pockmarked with violence. So I had a natural interest in the topic, along with a strong home-field advantage.” YearsHas BeensHomeStrongInterestNaturalViolenceFieldsBrotherAdvantageEightThirtyFortyTopicsBelts Author:Jim Goad
“Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal.” KnowsHouseStrongSeeingInstinctPetMisfortunes Author:Jim Goad
