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Joanne Fluke, born in 1943, is an American author known for her culinary-themed mystery novels. Her works, often set in a fictional town in Minnesota, have gained her a wide readership and critical acclaim.

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All Ifs Breakfast Rooms Secret Alzheimer Alzheimer's Art Avoided Bakery Romance Bigs

Famous Joanne Fluke Quotes

“If the right man comes along, that's great. And if he doesn't, that's fine too. I'm perfectly content to live by myself.”

Murder Cozy Mystery Bakery Romance Hannah Swensen

Book:Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

Source: Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

“IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.”

Late Decided Too Late Lakes Breakfast Lunch Cookies Eden Residents Time Of Day

Book:Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

Source: Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

“For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.”

Turns Race Pulse Obstinate Jelly

Author:Joanne Fluke

“Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?”

Want Long Art Painting Cold Scene Survival Winter Heavy Bones Snow Surprising Dressings Chill Garbage Avoided Gears Dressing Up Minnesota Scenic Minnesotans

Book:Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

Source: Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

“The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.”

Ifs Needs Giving Lines Secret Finance Loan Lenders

Author:Joanne Fluke

“P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.”

Ifs Knows Bigs Lasts Rooms Secret Fit Living Room Chimneys Dollhouses

Book:Joanne Fluke Christmas Bundle: Sugar Cookie Murder, Candy Cane Murder, Plum Pudding Murder, & Gingerbread Cookie Murder

Source: Joanne Fluke Christmas Bundle: Sugar Cookie Murder, Candy Cane Murder, Plum Pudding Murder, & Gingerbread Cookie Murder

“She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more.”

Levels Rooms Half Saws Empty Glasses Half Full Half Empty Level Headed

Book:Apple Turnover Murder Bundle with Key Lime Pie Murder, Cherry Cheesecake Murder, and Lemon Meringue Pie Murder

Source: Apple Turnover Murder Bundle with Key Lime Pie Murder, Cherry Cheesecake Murder, and Lemon Meringue Pie Murder

“If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.”

People Ifs Morning Chocolate Breakfast Grouchy

Author:Joanne Fluke

“If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.”

Ifs Church Forget Dad Alzheimer Alzheimer's

Book:Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

Source: Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

About the Author

Born: 1943
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 9

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Chocolate Chip Cookie MurderRelated source material

Apple Turnover Murder Bundle with Key Lime Pie Murder, Cherry Cheesecake Murder, and Lemon Meringue Pie MurderRelated source material

Joanne Fluke Christmas Bundle: Sugar Cookie Murder, Candy Cane Murder, Plum Pudding Murder, & Gingerbread Cookie MurderRelated source material

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