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Joanne Fluke, born in 1943, is an American author known for her culinary-themed mystery novels. Her works, often set in a fictional town in Minnesota, have gained her a wide readership and critical acclaim.

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All Ifs Breakfast Rooms Secret Alzheimer Alzheimer's Art Avoided Bakery Romance Bigs Bones Chill Chimneys Chocolate Church Cold Cookies Cozy Mystery Dad Decided

Famous Joanne Fluke Quotes

“The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.”

Ifs Needs Giving Lines Secret Finance Loan Lenders

Author:Joanne Fluke

“P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.”

Ifs Knows Bigs Lasts Rooms Secret Fit Living Room Chimneys Dollhouses

Book:Joanne Fluke Christmas Bundle: Sugar Cookie Murder, Candy Cane Murder, Plum Pudding Murder, & Gingerbread Cookie Murder

Source: Joanne Fluke Christmas Bundle: Sugar Cookie Murder, Candy Cane Murder, Plum Pudding Murder, & Gingerbread Cookie Murder

“If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.”

People Ifs Morning Chocolate Breakfast Grouchy

Author:Joanne Fluke

“If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.”

Ifs Church Forget Dad Alzheimer Alzheimer's

Book:Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

Source: Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

About the Author

Born: 1943
Known for: Writer
Quotes: 9

Books & Sources

Chocolate Chip Cookie MurderRelated source material

Apple Turnover Murder Bundle with Key Lime Pie Murder, Cherry Cheesecake Murder, and Lemon Meringue Pie MurderRelated source material

Joanne Fluke Christmas Bundle: Sugar Cookie Murder, Candy Cane Murder, Plum Pudding Murder, & Gingerbread Cookie MurderRelated source material

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