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“If Chess is the switch,” Loretta said, “how does he turn the Fog off?” Bea bit her lower lip. “I don’t know—ask Chess.” “How would I know?” I said. “You try being a switch.”

Funny Chess Fog Joel Ross Lost Compass Switch Bea Loretta

Book:The Lost Compass

Source: The Lost Compass

“...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...”

Funny Death Joel Ross Lost Compass Loretta

Book:The Lost Compass

Source: The Lost Compass

“Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !”

Funny Joel Ross Lost Compass Loretta K I S S I N G

Book:The Lost Compass

Source: The Lost Compass

“Well, the bad news,” Swedish said from the wheel, “is that Chess still thinks he’s funny.” “What’s the good news?” Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. “That Kodoc dropped a bomb on the city?”

Funny Chess Swedish Bomb Joel Ross Lost Compass Loretta

Book:The Lost Compass

Source: The Lost Compass