“We can reveal that John's 85 That's a well known fact Telling Kathy's age would be a breach Of the Official Secrets Act” WellsFactsWould BeAgeSecretKnownOfficialsWell KnownAnniversaryBreach Author:John Walter Bratton
“Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th No need to have wisdom and sage But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade Do try to act more your age” NeedsTryingAgeTodayFunnyWindTomorrowDecadesMeaningfulBirthdaySageCaution40th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change where you want to go” IfsKnowsWantAgeLostWorryAgingBirthday50th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere” HardAgeGoneHavensFairsAgingBirthdayGetting OldComeback50th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday” AgeAgingSelfishBirthdayCheerJust BeingCheerful50th BirthdayBeing Selfish Author:John Walter Bratton
“If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter” IfsAgeDegreesHotBirthdayTemperatureHotter Author:John Walter Bratton
“You're 60 But honestly it doesn't show Mind you, you reached the age of consent About 50,000 consents ago!” MindShowsAgeHonestlyBirthdayConsentAge Of Consent Author:John Walter Bratton
“Congratulations on your well deserved retirement, Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead. No lying about your age, more lying around the house After lying much longer in bed” YearsWellsAgeLyingHouseWishBedRetirementCongratulations Author:John Walter Bratton
