“So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning” TryingBigsFunnyFourSpecialExampleMeaningfulBirthdayWarningGood Examples40th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind.” MindLooksTodayFunnyBehindsGratefulMeaningfulBirthday40th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“As it's your 40th birthday This, we'd like to say May you be bathed in goodness, happiness and sunshineness On this, your special day.” MayFunnySpecialGoodnessMeaningfulBirthday40th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th No need to have wisdom and sage But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade Do try to act more your age” NeedsTryingAgeTodayFunnyWindTomorrowDecadesMeaningfulBirthdaySageCaution40th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change where you want to go” IfsKnowsWantAgeLostWorryAgingBirthday50th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere” HardAgeGoneHavensFairsAgingBirthdayGetting OldComeback50th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday” AgeAgingSelfishBirthdayCheerJust BeingCheerful50th BirthdayBeing Selfish Author:John Walter Bratton
“Yes, you're very very old But try to think of it as not being cursed After all, in a hostage situation You'd be released first!” ThinkingTryingFirstsSituationBirthdayCursedHostage Author:John Walter Bratton
“Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade” ShouldFineProudWineDecadesBirthdayMatureCheeseVintageMouldFine WineBeing OldUndauntedLike Fine Wine Author:John Walter Bratton
“Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?” LossAwfulBirthdayUtilityBuddy60th BirthdayMobility Author:John Walter Bratton
“My goodness, you're 60 already, already Time is a thief But still, you're only as old as your tongue And a little bit older than your teeth Have a wonderful birthday” LittlesStillsBitsWonderfulGoodnessLittle BitTongueTeethBirthdayThieves Author:John Walter Bratton
“Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'” CareFineBirthdayEmsCongratulationsNo One Cares Author:John Walter Bratton
“It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish. So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then Just think, you'll be 70 In just those short years, numbering ten” ThinkingYearsTenGood ThingsBirthdayWrinkles Author:John Walter Bratton
“On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust me, you'll be depressed.” WantLooksTodayLook UpBirthdaySuspectsTrust MeWant To Be HappyExpectancyLife Expectancy Author:John Walter Bratton
“Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61” YearsTodayNextSunBirthdayNext YearPessimistic Author:John Walter Bratton
“You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end That you're close to being 70 Let me be the first to agree, old friend” PeopleFirstsEndsLet MeAgreeBirthdayOld Friends Author:John Walter Bratton
“You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th” YearsActingGoldCrisisBirthdayMidlifeMidlife Crisis Author:John Walter Bratton
“Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead, as it's your birthday Delusion, today, is just fine” ThinkingYearsTodayFineTenBirthdayDelusion Author:John Walter Bratton
“Congratulations! If I may be so bold Only 40 years to go Before you're a century old Just saying” IfsYearsMayCenturyBirthdayCongratulationsJust Saying Author:John Walter Bratton
“If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter” IfsAgeDegreesHotBirthdayTemperatureHotter Author:John Walter Bratton
“On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?” IfsKnowsGivingMatterKnow HowPhilosophicalBirthdayGreyOld YouGrey Matter Author:John Walter Bratton
“You're 60 But honestly it doesn't show Mind you, you reached the age of consent About 50,000 consents ago!” MindShowsAgeHonestlyBirthdayConsentAge Of Consent Author:John Walter Bratton
“True Friends are the bacon bits In the salad bowl of life. How true I read that and straight away, My thoughts turned to you And especially today on your 60th These special wishes I send Have a really wonderful birthday My special "bacon flavored" friend” TodayWishBitsWonderfulSpecialBirthdayBowlsMy ThoughtsTrue FriendSalad Author:John Walter Bratton
“Consider this on your birthday You've got life's struggle beaten For 60 years you've ate And avoided being eaten” YearsStruggleBirthdayBeatenAvoided Author:John Walter Bratton
“You've reached your 60th birthday, Bill To the year, the day, the hour You've been a lifelong country boy Along with Lily, your flower And Robin...that's the name of a bird And Dawn...that says it all” YearsCountryNamesHoursBoysFlowerBirdBillsDawnBirthdayLifelongLiliesRobins60th BirthdayCountry Boy Author:John Walter Bratton
